taylorbossypants:

You know how parents like to give advice to their children?

Really personal, inspiring advice?

This is the advice my father likes to give: “Never trust a man in a bowtie. There’s something terrifying about that.”

Ok.

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Always trust the bowtied

boywiththeknots:

do you ever feel like people don’t like you as much as you like them

Sshhhh I like you

who tagged you: Ms. BossyPants

Rule 1 - Post the rules.

Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 10 new ones.

Rule 3 - Tag 10 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them

Questions!

1. What is your favorite fast food place?

I’m going to pretend Super Burrito counts. There are two; it’s technically a chain!

2. Favorite candy bar?

Cookies and Creme bitches

3. What decade do you wish you grew up in?

Am I going to be a douche and say the present or am I going with turn of the century?

4. When did you join Tumblr?

July I think

5. Where do you want to travel the most?

EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE.

6. Comedic or dramatic movies?

Comedy. Fuck sad movies; I’m done with your biznes!

7. If you could meet anybody at all (living or dead), who would it be and why?

Jim Henson…Gene Wilder…The Prophet Muhammad…Oscar Wilde…Benedict Cumberbatch…Martin Freeman…Why can’t I just have a time&space machine?

8. Can you speak a foreign language?

Un peu francais

9. Do you have a favorite book? If yes, what is it?

Oh God… It’s between Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore; The Life Murder of Bindy Mackenzie by Jaclyn Moriarty; or This is For You by Rob Ryan.

10.Who would play you in a movie about your life?

I used to always joke and say Miss Piggy because I really don’t know. A celebrity look-alike site said Danny Devito and those guys seem to know what they’re doing.

taylorbossypants:

I just wanted to inform the world that I have 21 more school days until summer.

As in a month from today, it’ll be summer time.

Fuck. Yeah.

I take that and raise you less than SEVENTEEN DAYS!

I don’t actually know what you look like but I imagine Jimmy Fallon & a puppy with blonde hair

taylorbossypants:

kittenlogcontinues:

taylorbossypants:

Okay first off, I love your blog.

It just makes me smile and it just seems like such a perfect representation of you and I love that.

And you seem so sweet and caring. <3

We should talk moreeeee.

Shut up shUT UP

WHY AREN’T WE FRIENDS?

Aw yeah motherfuckers. Chalk me up for two Taylor biffs.

Aw yeah.

taylorbossypants:

Okay first off, I love your blog.

It just makes me smile and it just seems like such a perfect representation of you and I love that.

And you seem so sweet and caring. <3

We should talk moreeeee.

Shut up shUT UP

WHY AREN’T WE FRIENDS?