I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
Sometimes the pictures on the tumblr app do not load, I literally reblog based on the tags you’ve used. You could be tricking me and for all I know I could be blogging hard core porn.
I really want to have a dick so I know what blowjobs are like
Christine was talking about what she thought of me before she knew me. It was so weird to hear her talking about being this girl she just saw around all the time. She said she thought I was a feminist and either bisexual or a lesbian. She thought I was really quiet and judgmental She remembers when I shaved my head. When Eliy talked about me she just thought of me with a shaved head in my army dress and garters. Can I just emphaisize that this is all assumptions based on just seeing me in the caferteria.
She also said her roommate, who is a little sorority girl that does not need to even think of me in any capacity, would point me out as that the girl who doesn’t wear a bra
this is my legacy
ayo here are some pictures of me showing my ma that theres only room for one queen in this house
and that queen aint her
how do i drop out of college and enroll in a college au