I had doodled on a couple of post-it notes and Richelle made me this rage collage of copies in response. She seems to be my number one fan in an angry jealous way.

I had doodled on a couple of post-it notes and Richelle made me this rage collage of copies in response. She seems to be my number one fan in an angry jealous way.

Apparently Richelle bought jelly beans last night and she picked out all the watermelon ones because they’re my favorite. Then she put them in an old bobby pin cases and gifted them to me just now. So now I have a plastic case with about twelve watermelon jelly beans. I guess she’s off the hook for Christmas.

Apparently Richelle bought jelly beans last night and she picked out all the watermelon ones because they’re my favorite. Then she put them in an old bobby pin cases and gifted them to me just now. So now I have a plastic case with about twelve watermelon jelly beans. I guess she’s off the hook for Christmas.

That was the angriest rendition of Cole Porter

That was the angriest rendition of Cole Porter

BLEEEHHH

Richelle just tricked me into drinking a bacon milkshake

It’s the perfect punishment because I still have an uproariously good time.

It’s the perfect punishment because I still have an uproariously good time.

Richelle always seems to being giving someone a tour of the house when I’m trying to watch coming of age tales of homosexual lads…

She has horrendous timing.

Suck it, Brady Bunch.

Suck it, Brady Bunch.