I will never forget Brian’s face when he found out Alix and Araselle were “internet friends”

Then he fell on the bed laughing

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hoo ees Briaannnn?

My number one foolish fool. He’s very dear to me; I’ve known him for years. We go to college together now. BUT HE IS A FOOLISH FOOL. He is like the perfect vile of internalized fool who doesn’t question anything and asserts his opinion regardless of like EVIDENCE. His most recent fool-move is commenting on the Facebook post about halloween costumes. Last week he tried to defend his white roommate’s use of the n-word by saying fuck is also a word that hurts people (I promptly shouted in his face because NONONONONNONO). He’s just kinda young & sheltered (not that that’s an excuse) but he is not getting better at the rate I would like. Basically he’s a little shit.

Dear Lord

Please grant Brian the strength to pull his head out of his ass and not make comments when it is obvious that they should not be made. May he stop internalizing everything and actually gain something from his college experience. Give me the strength to not kick his ass.

Amen

Kool guy (Taken with Instagram)

gingerthon:

Look at all things fucking photos on my phone

I’ll never get over these

tayrank:

omfg you are a menace on the internet. 

Brian spilled beer on his phone after being in college for a total of 48 hours.

gingerthon:

tayrank:

Some of my best friends ever.

Their expressions explain their personalities to the t.

awwwwww

This memory is less cute when you remember “Well I’m gonna go poop now!”

My superiority complex disguised as maternal tenderness rears its ugly head.