You are not supposed to be able to identify the songs being played in an Indian restaurant.

You are not supposed to be able to identify the songs being played in an Indian restaurant.

It’s the perfect punishment because I still have an uproariously good time.

It’s the perfect punishment because I still have an uproariously good time.

Amazon thinks all I want is Nancy Drew games and Bollywood DVDs

Amazon would be right.

It’s a little gross how much I like this film.

I’m a terrible dancer.

I’m a terrible dancer.

Om Shanti Om could easily have been made a very scary movie